Me be hostile to tom.... never even if he has more money than me a car
and likes to go dogging with people who have two testicles shaped like michael jackson
aparently from what he tells me he is only interested if one is shaped like black michael
and the other one is shaped like "white" michael honest to god where do you keep finding these
freaks and no matter how much beer you buy me i will never go with you
you small penguin loving tail toucher of african tree dwelling incestious midgets... so step off
also you blow goats...

look tom an artist rendition of your last backseat dogging partner
